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Bill O’Reilly: “I have more power than anybody other than the president, in the sense that I can get things changed, quickly. I don’t have to go through the legislative process; I don’t have to do any...
View ArticleDeport Them All, Let God Sort Them Out
Jakadrien Turner ran away from her Dallas home two years ago. She was 14. She turned up last spring. Somewhere else. News 8 learned that Jakadrien somehow ended up in Houston, where she was arrested...
View ArticleDon’t be Stupid, Be a Smarty, Come and Join the… Republican Party!
I know. We’re all exhausted from the froth spurting out of our TVs like an avalanche of fecal matter and cheap aftershave. We thought it couldn’t get any worse. But it has.
View ArticleIf There Was a God, Pat Robertson Would Be Dead By Now
“Robertson continued that the tornadoes may not have happened if people had prayed for divine intervention, ‘If enough people were praying He would’ve intervened, you could pray, Jesus stilled the...
View ArticleI Was a Stranger, and Ye Told Me to Fuck Off
“The Catholic Diocese of Sacramento no longer will fund programs at Francis House, a nonprofit agency that serves homeless people, because of its new director’s views supporting abortion rights and gay...
View ArticleCraven War Criminal Opens Mouth, Tempts Fate
“If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why people are so offended at his efforts to take sole credit for the killing of...
View ArticleIt’s Funny Because People Died When You Were In Charge
Someone just told me there was fighting going on in the NOLA Superdome. #shocked — Michael D Brown (@MichaelBrownUSA) February 4, 2013
View ArticlePHOTO of JIM HOFT Person of Idiot in Orgy of Internet Shaming About to Commence
The “Gateway Pundit” is far from alone in rushing to persecute an innocent victim of the Boston Marathon bombing — Hi, Pam! — but his eagerness to visually identify the not-suspect is illustrative:...
View ArticleSTFU
Sandy baby now thinks Bush v. Gore maybe wasn’t such a good idea. O’Connor Questions Court’s Decision to take Bush v. Gore [Chicago Tribune]
View ArticleCongress Passes Wind Something
The teabaggers caved. We still have a government. (Mostly). And somewhat of an economy. (Mostly). And Ted Cruz is still a douche. (Abso-fucking-lutely) And John Boehner is still a spineless drunk. (Oh...
View ArticleThat Time Hillary Imagined Obama’s Assassination and We All Got Upset, Like,...
Let’s dive down the Stinque Memory Hole and revisit that fine Friday afternoon of May 23, 2008: “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the...
View ArticleMeet Me in St. Louis
Traveling to the United States on a tourist or business visa is a straightforward process: You apply at the local embassy or consulate, sit through an interview if someone wants to know you better,...
View ArticleSTINQUE COMMUNIQUE TO MEDIA: Shit in Steven Bannon’s Mouth and Hold His...
Insane neonazi psychopath Steve Bannon’s declaration of war is a moment which should steel all writers, foreign and domestic, simple and majestic, and editors of any media instrument who give a flying...
View ArticleFLUSHING PRECEDENT FUCKFACE Von CLOWNSTICK: FOUR WAYS TO EJECT STEVE BANNON’S...
Witless goon Fuckface von Clownstick flashes a thumbs up to imaginary admirers while wandering around the West Wing today, randomly shouting commands to his snickering staff and controller, the twisted...
View ArticleSTINQUE MENTAL HEALTH MOMENT: Is Precedent Fuckface von Clownstick Crazy from...
We posit plausible scientific theses! You decide! The criminally insane whack job that is wandering around the White House in his bathrobe babbling to himself and plotting revenge against everyone in...
View ArticleTRUMPLIGULA! Enraged That Democrats Defied HIM!, THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! and...
How can the Democrats live with themselves and call themselves AMERICA!ns after refusing to hunt down the sick, the infirm, the aged and stuff Gatling guns in their guts, firing and shouting praises...
View ArticleQueen FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! Depressed That AMERICA! Isn’t Sucking His...
DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see that headline? Oh, FUCK! DUCKY! they hate me, DUCKY! THEY HATE ME! How can that be? Booohooobooooohoooo! Insane Kremlin chew toy Queen FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! is overwhelmed...
View ArticleThe Dementia Tax
One of the more fascinating issues to arise out of the fascinating UK election is what’s known as — thanks to Jeremy Corbyn’s clever branding — the “Dementia Tax”. This was a plan by Prime Minister...
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